Here's a few fun things to read while you're enjoying your delicious cupcake from Elizabeth Jameson and having your double-tall non-fat vanilla latte and biscotti....
Mr. Potter's Museum of Curiousities!
This is from Potter's Museum of Curiosities. Mr. Potter was a taxidermist and folk artist who lived in England until his death in 1918.
It's the coming rage. Check out the new line of Spring Coiture from Europe. Design your own line of custom Papier de la Toilette for the coming season!
The U.S. Government has a new webpage called www.Ready.gov. It has lots of advice that would be helpful in case of terrorist attack. There are lots of icons and graphics used on the site that could have several meanings.
In 1996, Addi Somekh and Charlie Eckert began traveling to different places in the world to make balloon hats for people and take photos of them. The goal was to show people all over the world laughing and having fun. In total, they visited 34 countries and have over 10,000 pictures. Inside this web site you will find all sorts of photos and stories.
What did YOU do for International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Ye have read about it from that scallywag Dave Barry (shiver me timbers!) and ye've heard 'bout it on the high seas (AAARRRGGHHH!!!), but learn 'bout it here friends
Several fatty acids from animals are key ingredients in plastic -- and just think of all the things that are made from plastic!
Cows provide a substance called glycerine that helps to fight dental plaque. It's used in toothpaste, mouthwash, handlotions and other cosmetics.
Gelatin, a protein in animal bones and skin, is used in ice cream to keep its shape and texture. You'll also find it in yogurt, chewing gum and marshmallows.
Soap, paint, detergent, cosmetics, wallpaper, glass and sports equipement -- all are made in part from animals.
Pig heart valves are commonly used to replace diseased human heart valves.
In some cultures, the ultimate by-product of farm animals -- manure -- is dried and burned as fuel or formed into bricks and used for building.
STRESS TEST --
Here's a simple test designed to find out if someone has too much stress in their lives.
You've probably seen the fine products of ACME advertised in Warner Bros. cartoons -- now you can peruse their catalog online. Long popular with a certain coyote who spent quality time in the American Southwest, ACME is known for unusual products of high caliber. Their Jet Propelled Unicycle and Rocket Powered Roller Skates are fun for kids of all ages. The Instant Icicle Maker is guaranteed to bring laughs to your next party, and you'll find a multitude of household uses for the Giant Rubber Bands. ACME can also help with all your Halloween needs, offering Batman, Superhero, and Female Road Runner costumes. Need a date in a hurry? Try a bottle of Instant Girl. Don't forget the classic ACME Anvils. Accept no imitations!
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TOILET PAPER FASHIONS
The U.S. Government has a new webpage called www.Ready.gov. It has lots of advice that would be helpful in case of terrorist attack. There are lots of icons and graphics used on the site that could have several meanings. 
What did YOU do for International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Ye have read about it from that scallywag Dave Barry (shiver me timbers!) and ye've heard 'bout it on the high seas (AAARRRGGHHH!!!), but learn 'bout it here friends
Several fatty acids from animals are key ingredients in plastic -- and just think of all the things that are made from plastic!
Gelatin, a protein in animal bones and skin, is used in ice cream to keep its shape and texture. You'll also find it in yogurt, chewing gum and marshmallows.
Pig heart valves are commonly used to replace diseased human heart valves.
Illustrated Catalog of ACME Products
The Five-Second Rule
